Free shipping over €35 · 1 Black Card hidden in every 100 packs
Three DirtyMoney packs on a desk with founder business cards in front of them

Series 01 · Famous CEO Cards

Crime doesn't pay.
The cards do.

Blind packs of business cards from history's most famous founders. And its most infamous. Five cards a pack. You don't pick.

★★★★★ Rated 4.8 by 274 customers · Ships next day
Bernard Madoff business card Mark Zuckerberg business card reading I'm CEO, Bitch. Elizabeth Holmes Theranos business card Donald J. Trump business card

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How it works

Rip. Pull. Play.

It works like any trading card pack. Except every card belonged to someone who ran a company, and a few of them ran it into a courtroom.

Hands tearing open a DirtyMoney pack

Rip the pack

Every pack is sealed and blind. Nobody knows which founders are inside, including us.

An opened pack with five business cards laid out in a row

Pull five founders

Five real-size business cards per pack. One pack in a hundred hides the Black Card.

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Play, trade, flex

Stick one on a forehead, swap your doubles, or hand one over when someone asks for your card.

Choose your packs

1 in 100 packs

The Black Card

Matte black. Gold edge. No name on the pack tells you it's in there. Three packs give you three shots at it.

Founder cards
5 in every pack
Black Card
1 in 100 packs

Take your shot

A hand pulling a black card with gold edges out of a DirtyMoney pack
Bernard Madoff card paperclipped to its case file under a banker's lamp

What the card leaves out

Know who you pulled

Front and back, every card says the same thing: what the founder wanted you to read. What happened next is on file with us.

CASE FILE No. 01 · Bernard L. Madoff The card says Investment Securities LLC. 885 Third Ave. The record says 1960 Founds his own investment firm. 2008 Confesses to the largest Ponzi scheme in history. Losses on paper: $64.8 billion. Sentence: 150 years. CLOSED

Out in the wild

"Everyone was asking"

Friends on a sofa with cards on the table
★★★★★

"Everyone keeps asking me where I got them."

Anna F.
Three friends at a table with cards on their foreheads
★★★★★

"Honestly one of the funniest things I have ever ordered. For sure want a series out of this."

Lukas
A card resting on a knee in a cafeteria
★★★★★

"I placed an order and after 2 days I got it. For sure order more."

Rowan

Get your pack

The €15 gift

Serve them.

For the friend who is "building something". For the boss. For Secret Santa. Add the Subpoena envelope and it arrives looking like bad news.

  • Fits any Secret Santa budget
  • Subpoena gift envelope, €3
  • Ships next day

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A DirtyMoney pack sliding out of an envelope stamped Subpoena Hands unwrapping a DirtyMoney pack with a tag reading To: the boss

Series 02

Who gets a card next?

Series 02 is being printed. Leave your email and tell us which founder deserves a card. First access goes to the list.

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Series 01

Five founders. One pouch. €15.

You don't pick who you get. That's the point.

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